U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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