We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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