I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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