next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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