Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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