im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
where are my eyebrows?
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