Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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