True but thats because hes a fetus.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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