the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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