brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she looked like the before picture.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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