Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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