Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
and you fell through a lawn chair
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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