Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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