Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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