at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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