Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She's the barista slut.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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