K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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