in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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