3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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