Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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