"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
