And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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