I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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