oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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