He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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