I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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