If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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