Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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