he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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