you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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