You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
do nipples grow back?
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