and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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