Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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