They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
