***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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