Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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