I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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