nutella sex= disaster
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
