One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
