Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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