I hate all girls vehemently.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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