hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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