From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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