Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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