Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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