Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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