It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Edward fifth and chaser hands
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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