Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
