FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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