Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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