I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
