I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I look excited, but its just a facade.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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