So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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