A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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