i can't believe i had my finger in that
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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