Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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