eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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