I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time