This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
